Blame the Moon

Inflatables on the shelves at Lowes

Before Halloween

Christmas Carols on the radio

Before November is over

Hanukkah nearly half over

Before school returns to full swing after Thanksgiving

The holidays are turning into

A cheap and

Barely sanitary

All you can eat buffet

Where you come just before eleven and

Stay till close
If I get indigestion

I guess I should blame the moon