If
you’ve heard the one about the tree in the woods
You’ll
understand that I have to be off
It’s
hard to know for sure when your patient is sick
If
you aren’t there to listen to the cough
It’s
almost time for dinner now
And carrots, parsley and grapes
They will not ever chop themselves
They will not ever chop themselves
And
jump up onto the plate
My
little friend, he eats and he sleeps
He
squeaks and he eats quite frequently
And
between the three it’s safe to say
Eating
is his speciality
When
I appear at the top of the stairs
The
gymnastics and theatrics begin
If
it wasn’t for all of his eating
He’d
really be very very very very very thin
He
jumps, he chews, he squeals with rage
Gripping
the bars of his rectangular cage
Being
small must not seem so fair
Especially
not when he’s trapped inside there
Does
he save this show just for me
Or
does the cat stop by
And
politely offer to serve
A
homemade carrot pie
All
that I know for certain
Is
that when I put his bowl next to his hay
He
empties it completely
That
is all he ever really has to say
So
I’ll be going now
See
you later this week
I
have a tree at home
That
is about to squeak
By: Seren Alexia Angus