Wednesday, February 15, 2012

First Impressions

Today I brushed my teeth
With my sleek new electric toothbrush
At eleven at night
Standing in the tub
With a bath towel over my head
I can tell you that
I have been brushing with the old school toothbrush at night
For weeks
To avoid waking up my wife and
That tonight I really wanted to use my new toothbrush and
I wasn’t quick enough to think about just bringing it with me into the office
I can tell you a lot of things but
No matter what I say
You will still be picturing me
In the bathtub
Towel over my head
Brushing my teeth

1 comment:

Megan said...

Seriously!? This is hysterical! once I'm asleep, I'm asleep! Brush away my dear! :) Love you!