First Impressions

Today I brushed my teeth

With my sleek new electric toothbrush

At eleven at night

Standing in the tub

With a bath towel over my head

I can tell you that

I have been brushing with the old school toothbrush at night

For weeks

To avoid waking up my wife and

That tonight I really wanted to use my new toothbrush and

I wasn’t quick enough to think about just bringing it with me into the office

I can tell you a lot of things but

No matter what I say

You will still be picturing me

In the bathtub

Towel over my head

Brushing my teeth