Invisible Piercings

No visible body piercing are allowed

Other than pierced ears for girls

Only

Only

Girls

Only

No Boys

Because

Penises and extra holes in the ear just don’t mix

Besides

Mohawks aren’t allowed either

Hair styles must be modest and not cause a distraction

And

Who pierces their little boys ears and gives them mohawks anyway

Isn’t that what you were trying to get away from

And

Into a place where

Girls pierce their ears

And

Wear capris

And

Sit together at lunch and

Boys stick to

Invisible or

Hidden

Piercings

Like the men most of us have become