Negotiations

If I had the choice of heading up
Negotiations with
Terrorists
Kidnappers or
Nearly three year old boys

I couldn't give a quick answer

Because

While terrorists and kidnappers tend to carry weapons

So do three year olds and

Three year olds are less inhibited

Besides

Terrorists and kidnappers are quieter

More logical and

Able to wipe their own rear ends and

Negotiating with them brings more mystique

More acclaim and accolades and adulation

A modicum of wealth

While

Three year olds

Only offer things like giggles and

Smiling eyes