No Turkey for Thanksgiving

Not Turkey but
Chicken and
Potatoes
Several varieties of potatoes
Some covered with marshmallows
Marshmallows being sugar and gelatin and
Cranberries
Food processed together with oranges and
Sugar and
Fruit salad
Sugar optional and
Pie
Sugar far from optional
And dressing
Stuffed into and
Then pulled out of
A chicken
Rather than a turkey
No turkey
No ham but
Squash
With golden raisins and
Sugar and
That pie
Comes with ice cream or
Cool whip or
Both
Your choice of sugar and
Beverages
Wine or diet coke or water or coffee
You won’t go dry
We don’t like dry
Which is why we had a chicken
Instead of a turkey