Next

479

Clean it up

468

Take out an experience

453

Wonder what experience is worth only fisteen words

Feed the cat

Trim away some adjectives

425

Think a whilke about how wonderful adjectives are

List the best adjectives of all time

Check tomorrows weather and

Come up with adjectives to describe it

Reword the second paragraph

401

Feed the cat

Get a drink of water but

Not too much

A tight bladder neck is an unforgiving mistress

Take out all the references to the “two” kids

395

Strum quietly on the desk

395

Clear throat

Watch a video of the Burlington Zephyr streamliner train from 1934

Streamline each and every paragraph

Cross your fingers

364

Cry

Combine sentences

342

Smile a bit

Feed the cat

Pee

Make that conclusion really really brief

321

Watch Lil Wayne videos

Wonder whether that look would work for a forty year old white man

Go gangsta on each and every paragraph

299

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