Monday, May 16, 2011

Managing Time

My son has a shortened week and
A vowel like understanding of it
Sunday
Moonday
Earthday and
Sometimes poopday
One of my daughter’s dolls has a birthday every Saturday
Sometimes she gets older and
Sometimes she gets younger
The other doll has the same birthday she does
But her age changes randomly and often
I laugh at their naivety and
Then constantly subtract my current age from the average life expectancy of a white American male
While I stress out about whether lunch happens at noon

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