Barry Bonds Should Be In The Hall Of Fame

Go ahead and leave

But when you come back

Check and make sure

That your top hat and her doggie are where they were when you left

That all the same houses are in all the same places and

That all the same money is in all the same piles

Because

She cheats

She’ll smile if you catch her

Roll around a bit on the floor and

Wait for you to take your turn

She won’t protest

Won’t lie to the grand jury

Won’t plead not-guilty

But

Like them

Like all of them

She really doesn’t feel guilty

She wants to win

They’re all just trying to win

At monopoly

At baseball

At life

She cheats

But I still play

She cheats

But she’s good

Whether I stay or go

Whether I choose to recognize it or not