why I tell my son I love him, would never tell him to suck it up. and have no problem when he wears a purse out in public and gives me hugs and kisses

Whenever a male Blue Bird-of-paradise is looking for a mate

He finds a quiet spot

Hangs upside down

Spreads out every feather he can

Puffs his chest in and out

Rhythmically and

Sways back and forth

Rhythmically and

Waits for something to happen

If I was a male Blue Bird-of-paradise

This is what I would do

If a male Blue-Bird-of-paradise was me

There is no telling what he would do