I am Five, Hear Me Roar

I like cheese

I actually love cheese

I eat pizza crusts

For dinner

As the main dish

Occasionally with a smattering of raisins, grapes, peanuts, and maybe leftover pasta to accompany it

But pizza?

Which is essentially crust

In a less chewy and challenging form

Covered in cheese

Do I eat pizza?

Well

As of today

Yes

If you cut it into bits the size of a small Lego brick

Place them directly in my mouth

One by one

And dwell on the fact that I did not need to wash each bite down with milk

Without giving much thought to what might happen tomorrow

If you don’t

Or even if you do

Going forward

You would do well to remember that

I like cheese