Monday, January 13, 2014

I am Five, Hear Me Roar

I like cheese
I actually love cheese
I eat pizza crusts
For dinner
As the main dish
Occasionally with a smattering of raisins, grapes, peanuts, and maybe leftover pasta to accompany it
But pizza?
Which is essentially crust
In a less chewy and challenging form
Covered in cheese
Do I eat pizza?
As of today
If you cut it into bits the size of a small Lego brick
Place them directly in my mouth
One by one
And dwell on the fact that I did not need to wash each bite down with milk
Without giving much thought to what might happen tomorrow
If you don’t
Or even if you do
Going forward
You would do well to remember that
I like cheese

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